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Now THIS is Mario Kart Wii

This fucking game...

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If you want humor, you're probably in the wrong place.

Check in the box immediately above, pal.

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Ah, MSPaint. You're undeniably the worst art program in the world, but you're also undeniably the simplest and best to use. <3

Failure Avenue

Sat Jul 11, 2009, 11:59 AM
  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Route 23/Indigo Plateau - Pokemon FireRed
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Wipeout
  • Playing: Pokémon FireRed
  • Eating: Cheddar pringles
  • Drinking: Water
So. Here I am at Indigo Plateau in Pokemon FireRed after clearing Victory Road. All of my Pokemon are Levels 40-45. I should really go back and level up a bit, because I know that the Elite Four Plus One's Pokemon are all levels 55-65. That's easily 10-20 levels over mine, no problem, and that's my best-leveled ones, too. I guess because my dorkiness is increasing, I'll give a more detailed report on my team here which I'm sure some people are gonna skip.

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Venusaur: Level 45 male
-Max HP: 136
-Attack: 88
-Defense: 87
-Special Attack: 106
-Special Defense: 114
-Speed: 100
-Nature: Gentle
-Item: Miracle Seed
Moves List
~Frenzy Plant
~Razor Leaf
~Giga Drain
~Cut

Gyarados: Level 45 male
-Max HP: 147
-Attack: 135
-Defense: 94
-Special Attack: 68
-Special Defense: 109
-Speed: 104
-Nature: Serious
-Item: Soothe Bell
Moves List
~Return
~Blizzard
~Bite
~Surf

Haunter: Level 44 female
-Max HP: 106
-Attack: 63
-Defense: 53
-Special Attack: 134
-Special Defense: 70
-Speed: 98
-Nature: Modest
-Item: Smoke Ball
Moves List
~Hypnosis
~Dream Eater
~Psychic
~Shadow Punch

Pikachu: Level 43 male
-Max HP: 96
-Attack: 66
-Defense: 38
-Special Attack: 59
-Special Defense: 53
-Speed: 122
-Nature: Jolly
-Item: Macho Brace
Moves List
~Thunderbolt
~Dig
~Flash
~Strength

Aerodactyl: Level 42 male
-Max HP: 123
-Attack: 104
-Defense: 71
-Special Attack: 54
-Special Defense: 82
-Speed: 141
-Nature: Jolly
-Item: Exp. Share (shut up, you)
Moves List
~Wing Attack
~Fly
~Fire Blast
~Rock Smash

Omastar: Level 40 male
-Max HP: 107
-Attack: 68
-Defense: 107
-Special Attack: 104
-Special Defense: 77
-Speed: 63
-Nature: Gentle
-Item: Mystic Water
Moves List
~Mud Shot
~Double-Edge
~Bite
~Water Gun

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So yeah, while I'm prepared for the Elite Four type-wise with all my variety, I still don't think I'm gonna last two battles without going back and leveling up my Pokemon first. I especially need to work on my Pikachu's defenses and possibly attack, and I think I need to work on Gyarados' special attack since it's using special moves for the most part. But that should be all I need to be concerned about. I need to know some pretty good places to grind all of my Pokemon easily though. I could whore the Vs. Seeker a lot, but it does get tedious when everyone in range refuses to battle again sometimes. I wanna level up and quick, and not only that, but I have to find opponents with which to effectively EV train my Pokemon for better stats, i.e. Pikachu's defenses and/or HP. I already bought some much-needed Iron for it last night, 3 to be exact, and an HP-Up, but that's all I could afford before risking going too low for my own good. Drugs are EXPENSIVE, man. This game needs a dealer. >3>

Anyways, not much else to say except that I do have the episode of The Tonight Show With Conan O' Brien with Billy Mays recorded on Tivo. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE, I'm keeping it. :C For cherished memories. ;_;

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I know what you're thinking. "Stickman artist, huh? Well, you can't really call it art, it's just a circle with five lines. So why is this guy even on deviantArt in the first place?" I'll tell you why, it was because of a conspiracy to overthrow some asshole mods on a forum I used to go to (and I still do, but it's not as... lively anymore). We were planning to attack them on different sites like Youtube and dA and such, but after I spotted a gaping hole in the plan (which I'm surprised no one else found), we had no choice but to drop it. So I'm sitting here with a useless dA account, so my thought? Better some crappy 'art' than no art.

So do I enjoy making these comics? Hell no, I think they suck. Do I enjoy the feedback I get on them? I suppose, I mean for some reason, people found them funny. And I suppose it's gotta be true: how else would I have 50-something watchers and about 10k pageviews as of typing this? I'd like to think my comics have a very wide variety of subjects. It's not just about a video game or two, I have craploads of aspects of life and entertainment and all that jazz mocked in these comics starring pencil-thin people. Even if all of my comics make you frown in disgust (which I have no doubt of), I'm sure there's at least one that you totally relate to and find hysterical.

But enough of self-beating and self-appreciation, I personally don't want to affect that many opinions on whether or not someone should like me. That's totally up to you. If you're looking for artistic talent, you're in the wrong fucking place, pal. Then again, if you bothered to look at my page, then you must be one of those people that doesn't care about how something looks as long as it's got wit and sophistication. And I tell ya, those people are the best people on the internet, bar none.

tl;dr art sucks, humor's decent, The End.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Washington, the Nevergreen State
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: I don't buy shit
  • Print preference: Printer ink is too expensive.
  • Interests: Video games
  • Favourite movie: SPARTAAAAAA
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything vidya-related.
  • Favourite artist: Anyone who can draw better than me.
  • Operating System: Windows E-XP-loder.
  • MP3 player of choice: No, I use 3PMs. Good for music at 3 PM.
  • Shell of choice: What does this even mean. Everyone says Koopa because they don't know.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Oh, look, my desktop exploded.
  • Skin of choice: I'M A FURFAG >:V
  • Favourite game: I'd end the universe trying to answer that.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Everything I have. :D
  • Favourite cartoon character: Luigi
  • Personal Quote: <insert string of curses here>
  • Tools of the Trade: Microsoft Paint

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Comments


LOL Comment found xD. I am everywhere.
And also the msn whore bit is true. so....

I don't really mind. =D

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You rage you lose.

The game.
YOU ARE THOUGH
AND HOLY SHIT STOP STALKING ME WHAT THE FUCK
WHY ARE YOU HERE FFFUUU

no, seriously. how.

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There's a black cat in my room
EGO [lvl288]. Compliments raise his level. :heart:
and he wields a machete
WELL I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT.
And then just saw the message.

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You rage you lose.

The game.
fffffffffffuuuuu

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There's a black cat in my room
EGO [lvl288]. Compliments raise his level. :heart:
and he wields a machete
also. ffffffffffffffff

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You rage you lose.

The game.
I'M TELLING. D8

lolnoimnot

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I suck at haiku.
I can't write it very well.
Oh, wait a minute...

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