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Now THIS is Mario Kart Wii

This fucking game...

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If you want real art, you're in the wrong place.

Check in the box immediately below, pal.

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If you want humor, you're probably in the wrong place.

Check in the box immediately above, pal.

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Ah, MSPaint. You're undeniably the worst art program in the world, but you're also undeniably the simplest and best to use. <3
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SNAKE EATER

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 20, 2009, 10:33 PM


WHAT A THRIIIIIIIIIILL
WITH DARKNESS AND SILENCE THROUGH THE NIIIIIGHT
WHAT A THRIIIIIIIIIILL
I'M SEARCHING AND I'LL MELT INTO YOOOUUU
WHAT A FEAR IN MY HEEEAAART
BUT YOU'RE SO SUPREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME

I'D GIVE MY LIIIIIIIIIFE
NOT FOR HONOR, BUT FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU
IN MY TIIIIIIIIIME, THERE'LL BE NO ONE EEEEEEEEEELSE
CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIME, IT'S THE WAY I FLY TO YOOOOOOOOOUUU
I'M STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL IN A DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAM
SNAAAAAAAAAAKE EEEEEAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

SOMEDAY YOU GO THROUGH THE RAAAAIIIN
AND SOMEDAY, YOU FEED ON A TREE FROOOOOG
THIS ORDEAL, THE TRIAL TO SURVIIIIIIIIVE
FOR THE DAY WE SEE NEW LIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

I'D GIVE MY LIIIIIIIIIFE
NOT FOR HONOR, BUT FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU
IN MY TIIIIIIIIIME, THERE'LL BE NO ONE EEEEEEEEEELSE
CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIME, IT'S THE WAY I FLY TO YOOOOOOOOOUUU
I'M STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL IN A DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAM
SNAAAAAAAAAAKE EEEEEAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

IIIII AM STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL
IIIN A DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAM
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
EEEEEEEEAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEER

Best song or bester song?

  • Mood: Happy Tears
  • Listening to: Metal Gear Solid 3 - SNAAAKE EEEATEEER
  • Reading: ADVENTURE TIME thread
  • Watching: Looney Tuuuuunes 8D
  • Playing: New Super Mario Bros.
  • Eating: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
  • Drinking: Apple juice

Journal History

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I know what you're thinking. "Stickman artist, huh? Well, you can't really call it art, it's just a circle with five lines. So why is this guy even on deviantArt in the first place?" I'll tell you why, it was because of a conspiracy to overthrow some asshole mods on a forum I used to go to (and I still do, but it's not as... lively anymore). We were planning to attack them on different sites like Youtube and dA and such, but after I spotted a gaping hole in the plan (which I'm surprised no one else found), we had no choice but to drop it. So I'm sitting here with a useless dA account, so my thought? Better some crappy 'art' than no art.

So do I enjoy making these comics? Hell no, I think they suck. Do I enjoy the feedback I get on them? I suppose, I mean for some reason, people found them funny. And I suppose it's gotta be true: how else would I have 50-something watchers and about 10k pageviews as of typing this? I'd like to think my comics have a very wide variety of subjects. It's not just about a video game or two, I have craploads of aspects of life and entertainment and all that jazz mocked in these comics starring pencil-thin people. Even if all of my comics make you frown in disgust (which I have no doubt of), I'm sure there's at least one that you totally relate to and find hysterical.

But enough of self-beating and self-appreciation, I personally don't want to affect that many opinions on whether or not someone should like me. That's totally up to you. If you're looking for artistic talent, you're in the wrong fucking place, pal. Then again, if you bothered to look at my page, then you must be one of those people that doesn't care about how something looks as long as it's got wit and sophistication. And I tell ya, those people are the best people on the internet, bar none.

tl;dr art sucks, humor's decent, The End.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Washington, the Nevergreen State
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: I don't buy shit
  • Print preference: Printer ink is too expensive.
  • Interests: Video games
  • Favourite movie: SPARTAAAAAA
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything vidya-related.
  • Favourite artist: Anyone who can draw better than me.
  • Operating System: Windows E-XP-loder.
  • MP3 player of choice: No, I use 3PMs. Good for music at 3 PM.
  • Shell of choice: What does this even mean. Everyone says Koopa because they don't know.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Oh, look, my desktop exploded.
  • Skin of choice: I'M A FURFAG >:V
  • Favourite game: I'd end the universe trying to answer that.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Everything I have. :D
  • Favourite cartoon character: Luigi
  • Personal Quote: <insert string of curses here>
  • Tools of the Trade: Microsoft Paint

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Comments


:iconairigh:
Sooo, I don't have a true linear idea of what to draw next.

Should I give my last drawing some teammates, or work on comics, orrrr possibly work on the thing with Miku hitting somone over the head with a leak (never decided who it was though) or maybe I should draw some mechanical thing?

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People put stupid things in their signatures.
:icondeathtosquishies:
The Miku thing, I guess. :U

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does the tree get arrested for woodland violence and murder-suicide? ._.
:iconairigh:
Which Brawler should she be hitting, though?

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People put stupid things in their signatures.
:icondeathtosquishies:
SONIC BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT >:C

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does the tree get arrested for woodland violence and murder-suicide? ._.
:iconairigh:
YES

YOU ARE A GENIUS

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People put stupid things in their signatures.
:iconkasumiblizzard:
HEY THERE. 8D THANKS FOR THE FAV. :iconmudkipzplz:

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RAWR!~ Goes Waffles The Time Bandit :3

Like Pokemon? [link] Go sign up. Nao. D<
:icondeathtosquishies:
YOU WELCOME :U

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does the tree get arrested for woodland violence and murder-suicide? ._.
:iconblue-kitsune:
hey thank you for favin' (>'.' )>

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"People tell me I'm white, and I believe them...because I get pretty good service at the Cracker Barrel" -Colbert
:icondeathtosquishies:
You's welcome. :3

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does the tree get arrested for woodland violence and murder-suicide? ._.

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