DINOS

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So me and Auth were drawing on iScribble. Usual wacky random shenanigans that we have no idea where the fuck they came from.

Eventually, she drew a large dino trying to eat an adorable fly I drew, and I drew a tiny babby "don't mind me" dino in response. And the large dino was like "...Billy? BILLY!" and heartwarming ensued and the fly sprouted a top hat and tapdanceflew away while the mama dino ATE BILLY. D: And then a spider I drew earlier along with the fly tried saving him to no avail, and she swallowed Billy, and then a larger "don't mind me" dino appeared who happens to be the original.

And bullshittery ensues where she tries to hide that she ate the babby dino, and then she's busted anyway, and she's like "I regret nothing" and then the spider came back and landed on her butt and she was like "get off my butt" and he did but only because the babby dino suddenly sprouted out of her bunghole being all "MAMA" and she went sadfaec. And because papa dino wasn't really doing anything, he said "don't mind me" and I figured that was how babby dino learned how to use the phrase.

And then the spider dropped down from the non-existent ceiling of the white oblivion and the mama dino licked him, then the papa dino, then the babby dino. And then I imagined, "what if these guys were in their own stupid sitcom, dinos, spider, fly and all?" IT WOULD BE CALLED 'DON'T MIND ME' AND IT WOULD HAVE ITS OWN CORNY LAUGH AND APPLAUSE TRACKS AND EVERYTHING.

STARRING THE SPIDER AS ALICE.

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It's better if you were actually there. Which me and Auth were the only ones. D: